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The Minivan, the Egg and the Surprise Ending
by Anonymous - Published 7 months ago

I was 17 and stupid. It was mischief day. Me and a few buddies decided to go "goosing" (house egging). We were cruising in my friend's minivan as everyone was chucking eggs out of the car's windows. I was sitting in the f... read more

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SATs got me in trouble
by Nick - Published 8 months ago
It was about halfway through my senior year of high school, and it was time for me to start figuring out what I wanted to do after high school. Being as lazy as I was, I finally decided that I should go to college. I signed up to take the SAT's ... read more
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How I found that I was gay
by Fronzibald - Published 7 months ago
This is the story of how the final piece of the puzzle of my sexuality fell into place. I was in high school, and had been spending a considerable amount of time flirting with a girl we will call Jessie. We ended up at the same party one weekend, [explicit]... read more
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Drove SOUTH instead of NORTH for an HOUR and 15 minutes!
by Anonymous - Published 6 months ago

This happened about a three years ago. I went down to Seaside Heights in New Jersey and enjoyed my day with my fiance (at the time). The day was running out, so eventually we decided to go back home to PA. So we packed up and left.

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Akward Moment kinda wish it didnt happen
by Anonymous - Published 1 month ago

Well what happened this was all about in a month and i didn't know it until they said something and i saw them both in the same room. i started talking to this guy named dj on this dating website and this guy lee on the same website. i ... read more

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DUI CHECKPOINT
by Anonymous - Published 6 months ago
So back in the days of my youth I was a stoner. Me and my friend smoked all the time, it was a daily thing. Well my friend was buying a new car and wanted to bake the old one out one last time so I was like let's do it. So we are driving home fr... read more
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Do not mix Beer with Red Label
by Anonymous - Published 6 months ago

Do you remember your first time when you got drunk...drunk? I definitively do... I was 18 and just got my license. So...it was time to celebrate! Me and my family had a little get together. I remember drinking a lot of beer, but not sure exa... read more

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Goodbye my beemer...and god bless you
by Anonymous - Published 6 months ago

My father-in-law wanted to cut down this particular tree on our property. It was right next to the house and driveway. The good thing was that the tree grew crooked at 45 degrees and it was facing away from the driveway and the house. The ba... read more

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Don't do drugs!
by Anonymous - Published 7 months ago
OK so here's the deal. When I was young, I drank and smoked pot, and did other drugs that I shouldn't have. I write this for all the jerks who think it's fun and exciting to get high... Think about it. It's so bad for your brain cells... read more
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Losing a Mother, For the Better
by Anonymous - Published 7 months ago
"Kill yourself, just [explicit] do it" was what I heard from my mother often when I was young. I was in fifth grade when she started to tell me things like this. I had just moved from New Jersey to Pennsylvania and was already terrified... a new... read more
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